So how was your vday? Single people did you get yourselves overpriced gifts and indulge in the marked down valentines chocolates? Couples, did you succumb to the stress/pressure incited by society and went out of your way to make your lovers feel special? Or was your raised hope met with failed expectations? lol.  Ok I hope it wasn't too bad. My day was pretty nice but made even better with these memorable quotes:

"Happy Valentines Day, I love you more than Egyptians hate Mubarak."

"Do you have overdue library books? Cause you got fine written all over!"

CB: "Hey, do you want chocolate kisses ?"
Me: "hella yea!"
CB: "Shhh...I stole them from the cubicle in the next row. I don't think they noticed. Happy Valentines day!"

"All I want is everything, McDonald's, to be left alone, and somebody sometimes."

I hope you got some good laughs out of that.

Aw, got a wink from the doorman and found this in a cute bag hanging from
my door knob. Still made me smile even though every single doorknob in
 the building was decorated with the same red bag.