"Happy Valentines Day, I love you more than Egyptians hate Mubarak."
"Do you have overdue library books? Cause you got fine written all over!"
CB: "Hey, do you want chocolate kisses ?"
Me: "hella yea!"
CB: "Shhh...I stole them from the cubicle in the next row. I don't think they noticed. Happy Valentines day!"
"All I want is everything, McDonald's, to be left alone, and somebody sometimes."
I hope you got some good laughs out of that.
Aw, got a wink from the doorman and found this in a cute bag hanging from my door knob. Still made me smile even though every single doorknob in the building was decorated with the same red bag. |