My sis recommended putting up words of wisdom on my blog. Here goes:
"When life gives you lemon, make lemonade." -Old Saying
"When life gives you lemon, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes."-Happy Bunny
"When life gives you lemon, squeeze it in your vodka."-Coworker
Me: "...I think they spent about $90,000 on the wedding party"
HAM: " Wow, is the husband rich?"
Me: "You think someone's rich just because they spent that much?"
HAM: "Rich or stupid."
If this doesn't do it for this Sunday, maybe a hilarious double rainbow video will help:
